PETTY REVENGE. AIR DELIVERED.
A LITTLE BIRD.
A BIG GRUDGE.
Some messages deserve a special delivery.
Send your friend a personalized seagull strike.
It’s immature. It’s spectacular. It’s free.
NO SIGN-UPS. NO REAL POOP. ABSOLUTELY NO REGRETS.
100%ORGANICAIR MAIL
MEET STEVEN. HE HAS NO MORALS. ↗
SPECIAL DELIVERY ✦ SMALL BIRD. BIG ENERGY. ✦ FRIENDSHIP TESTING SINCE RIGHT NOW ✦ NO ONE IS SAFE ✦ SPECIAL DELIVERY ✦ SMALL BIRD. BIG ENERGY. ✦ FRIENDSHIP TESTING SINCE RIGHT NOW ✦
Your grudge. Our flight plan.
THREE STEPS TO A VERY QUESTIONABLE DECISION01
Pick your target.
A friend. A sibling. The person who ate your fries. We don’t judge.
02
Make it personal.
Write a little message. Our highly unqualified pilot will take it from here.
03
Send. Splat. Smile.
Share the secret link. Sit back and let nature take its deeply unserious course.